"Here's Your Sign" staements from singers

[ddouglass]

I had one young lady (one of my regulars) who suddenly had the urge to go to the bathroom, but she had already started singing. The stage is at one end of the building and the powder rooms are at the other end.

Without missing a beat she headed to the bathroom with microphone in hand singing all the way there and all the way back!

Thank goodness we were using wireless mics. And I did use a Lysol wipe on it before putting it back on the stand.

[Lonman]

I used to get this all the time & still do on occasion. When Chartbuster first came out, their "We Keep America Singing" slogan would pop up right under their logo on the first screen.
Singers response - HEY, this isn't the song i'm singing! Me played along, & so - OH, let me fix that & raise my hands & point to the monitor in a magician type of fashion as the song title of the song came up.

[CerealKiller]

Can you slow this down the words are going to fast!

[bobcox- with the Lord]

Originally Posted by CerealKiller

Can you slow this down the words are going to fast!

And the more they Drink, The Faster they GO.

[bobcox- with the Lord]

How about the ones who cover the mic with both hands.
and then say they cant hear me, or its not on.
i tell them covering the mic is like drinking your beer with the cap still on

[Digital Party]

You are playing music in between the singers. You call a person up and before you can turn the dance music down they say....."That's not the song I'm singing."

Oh Brother

[bobcox- with the Lord]

Yea, and i even have them say that when they look at the singers name display.