Heres one for you

[Monolithent]

My wife bothers me enough with text messages while I'm working. If I started taking them from all my customers I would never get anything done. Plus, it would be hard to maintain my rotation rules if I started taking text requests.

I refuse to do it until I can find a way to integrate it fairly into a rotation and prevent errors as well as appease all those who do not even know how to send a text message (we all know they exist and some might even sing karaoke).

First rule would have to be that the person must be inside the building or on the grounds while sending the message.

Just my opinion.