"Here's Your Sign" staements from singers

[bryant]

We've all heard some good ones. Let say we share some of these so as to lighten up our lives a bit?

I've got more but here's one for starters:

Setting: 1 mic on stand and two by the monitor
Statement: "Which one do I use?"

[WDEWDAD7]

I'm sure everyone has heard this one: " Oh, I just don't know the words to this one!"

[Lonman]

Love the excuses people try to use to get up next.

Actually had someone tell me they needed to be up next because their daughter was home & called saying her brother needed to be driven to the hospital because he broke his arm - I told her, well I think your family is more important than getting another song up. Oddly enough, they stayed until closing after singing her song IN the place where it was supposed to be.

[mindonstrike]

Or how about: "Where do I read the words"...ummmm on every single TV in the bar.
Heeeres your sign.

Sam

[bryant]

Gotta share this one:

After bringing up slip, "I'll be up next, right?"

Me: "Nope"

Them: "Why not"

[bobcox- with the Lord]

well i should be up next, i sound better than they do.