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"Here's Your Sign" staements from singers
We've all heard some good ones. Let say we share some of these so as to lighten up our lives a bit?
I've got more but here's one for starters: Setting: 1 mic on stand and two by the monitor Statement: "Which one do I use?"
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I'm sure everyone has heard this one: " Oh, I just don't know the words to this one!"
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Love the excuses people try to use to get up next.
Actually had someone tell me they needed to be up next because their daughter was home & called saying her brother needed to be driven to the hospital because he broke his arm - I told her, well I think your family is more important than getting another song up. Oddly enough, they stayed until closing after singing her song IN the place where it was supposed to be.
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Or how about: "Where do I read the words"...ummmm on every single TV in the bar.
Heeeres your sign. Sam
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"Here's Your Sign"
Gotta share this one:
After bringing up slip, "I'll be up next, right?" Me: "Nope" Them: "Why not"
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well i should be up next, i sound better than they do.
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