A couple more signs involving TV's:
A couple times a week A singer will come up and get a mic and move out to the middle of the room, all of the TV's will have the song title screen displayed and paused, and then they ask "where are the words?". I'm like "Uh.....pick a TV any TV in the room"...Here's your sign
At a bar where I run the house system a couple days a week we have an 8X10 projection screen. Becuase of the cost of bulbs the owner will only use it on weekends (she needs a sign too - but that's another story). Once every couple of weeks I'll get a singer (who for an hour has been sitting 20 feet away from it) who will start staring at it when the music starts. After they miss the first couple of lines I'll ask them if there is a problem and they respond with "When do the words come up". At that point I'll have a little fun and tell them they are "staring at a blank wall...try looking at one of the TV's"...sigh...Heres your sign.
